Showing posts with label annoyance. Show all posts
Showing posts with label annoyance. Show all posts

Thursday, January 29, 2009

Advanced Duck Milking

Basic duck milking has been covered elsewhere.

Likewise there are related quotes such as: "Son, one day you'll become a doctor or a lawyer or a duck-milker. You'll be looked up to. You'll be respected."

There is even a delightful TIME article from 1932 masquerading as a 21st century web page that helpfully defines the slang "go milk a duck" as an "expression of annoyance" widely used at Vanderbilt.

There is even the stray intriguing photo that is perhaps related to ducks and milk. Admitedly the duck in this case is a nurse.

As for advanced duck milking?

That's a different story.



Now I may not have used "duck milking" during the Depression at Vanderbilt and I might not have thought to set up a password protected web page at Tripod on the topic of duck milking but yes, To Blind Eve returns zero results for advanced duck milking - then again the blogsphere is flat (it's more of a blogoflat, think help I'm stuck on the long tail and can't get off) so who knows maybe I'm just pretending not to be a Vanderbilt graduate with a Tripod account?

Regardless here goes, advanced duck milking - make sure the duck isn't rabid.