Thursday, January 8, 2009

Zawahiri Fans Flames, Inflames Fin

The vice president of Al Qaeda, Ayman al-Zawahiri, announced yesterday his deep felt appreciation for president elect Obama's holiday gift. Zawahiri appeared in a tight fighting flight suit at the press conference and stated: "Obama's disregard for president Bush by going to Gaza to personally launch over 400 missiles into Israel, thereby provoking an invasion is a gift to all of us who relish violence and instability. You can't spell escalation without the word elation." Unfortunately, Zawahiri's press conference was interrupted when an irate journalist from the Helsinki Daily Post, in a display of culturally sensitive disapproval, hurled his shoe at Zawahiri.